n00b Problems? Who 'ya gonna call?!

Let me introduce our GameOPS featured gamer --Impbuster. I first met Impbuster on DOGZ's IRC seven years ago, and since then, he's been one of my close online friends. Whether we explore the worlds of Ragnarok Online, kill Jedis, or just roast the n00bs on the DOGZ forum, Impbuster is one of a kind.

1. Could you tell us something about yourself? How old are you? Where are you located and what are you currently engaged in?

- I am Impbuster and I hate imps. I am in my cave, located somewhere in the Middle East.

2. Why the nick IMPBUSTER? Any meaning to it?

- It's like Ghostbusters, except I exterminate imps and drive them to insanity.

3. Do you really hate newbies or just the n00bs?

- The n00bs.

4. If you were to gauge your toleration to n00bs from 1-10 (10 being the highest), what's your score?

- 2.

5. How do you describe an imp? Are they similar to n00bs or they some kind of new internet species?

- They are about as dumb as a rock, and usually can't find their way out of a wet paperbag. Most scientist believed they originated from IRC. They are mostly seen now on Friendster and MySpace.

6. You rose to stardom by PWNNG n00bs from the yesteryears of DOGZ, do you miss those days?

- In a way, yes.

7. Any particular imp or n00b from DOGZ you miss? Why?

- Endoskeleton. You can keep kicking his ass and will come back for more.

8. When was the first time you actually played a video game? What's the name of the game and game system? What or who made you play?

- Late 80's. Contra from NES.

9. Did playing a video game made any difference in your life?

- I tend to steal cars (GTA), killing aliens (Contra), and jumping 10 feet high (Super Mario Brothers).

10. Do you own a video game console? If yes, what system? Was it your very fist console? What video game platform do you prefer? (PC, Consoles or Handheld)

- I currently own a PS2. My first system was an Atari. I prefer MMORPGs, FPS and puzzle games.

11. What is your favorite video game? Why?

- Contra: just pure asskicking without the 20-hour cutscenes and lame graphics (ie. FF7: Dirge of Cerberus, FFX).

12. How about a particular video game character, who's your favorite? Why?

- This black guy from GTA3. He gets to carjack cars and steal old people's wallet.

13. If you were to convince a friend or co-worker to play video games, how would you do it? Would you do crazy stuffs just to convince him or her?

- I'll eat their babies.

14. Do you play online games? What are your current and alltime favorites?

- Yes. My favorite is still Counter-Strike. My alltime favorite has always been Starcraft (and I still suck).

15. Have you ever met any imps on any of the local MMOG/MMORPG games? Can you tell us some story?

- Ragnarok Online. So many stories to tell, so little time. =(

16. Do you have any personal video game related story that you can share with us?

- The time I tried to teach jepoy to play Ragnarok Online. Or was that Olox...? Either way, it was hysterical.

17. Any unforgettable moment with n00bs on DOGZ? How about MMOG/MMORPG?

- Olox and his teacher's panty fetish.

18. You were there during the noypi.org forum conflict, any reflections on the site admin there? Violent comments?

- A website ran by a bunch of assmonkeys.

19. Remember wrencelot? Any thoughts on the guy?

- His blog sucks.

20. Do you have any role model?

- Ron Artest when he is crazy (ie. being arrested, the Knicks-Pacers brawl incident, etc...).

21. Any last message you wish to impart to our readers?

- I hate hippies. Old and dirty hippies.

22. Any last message (warnings accepted) to all the n00bs out there?

- I hope you all die with STDs.