How to Get a Japanese Girlfriend

Chris Broad, a (sort of) famous Youtuber who makes videos about Japan, posted one a while back about how to date Japanese girls. It's a really funny video that I think is worth a watch, but if it's too long for you (12 minutes), here's the essence of his dating advice...

To get a Japanese girlfriend you need to:

• Be American (or Australian, Irish, French)
• Be a gentleman
• Be funny
• Be kind
• Have a big back
• Have at least one big vein popping out of one of your forearms (70% of Japanese girls agree)
• Have a sharp chin

Your chances also improve if you:

• Know some Japanese (just basic stuff and some vocabulary are okay)
• Use pick up lines involving dolphins and dinosaurs
• Ask them to teach you Japanese

Hope this helps you (somehow?) on your next trip to Japan!