Sideshow Is Selling A Life-Size R2-D2 Figure

This is the droid you're looking for.
Sideshow, popular for their realistic sculpted figures, unveiled their life-size R2-D2 and it's very very expensive.

The Limited Edition R2-D2 Life-Size Figure features a brand new sculpt of our old friend. More realistic than ever before, this representation features screen accurate lights and sounds. The lights and sounds can be triggered with the included remote control that stores in a hidden compartment just next to the speaker. For those wishing to add even more depth to the story of R2, his dome can be rotated to the right and left, along with the holographic projectors. R2 is standing atop a Millennium Falcon themed base, to give an added air of presence to your collection.

You can get it for $7,450 and is now available for pre-order. Yeah, that's a whopping $7,450 there. No worries, there's a monthly plan of $745 if that's too painful for you. For me, I'll just drool over these pictures right here.